The guy who passes time at a stoplight picking
What you do when you get a piece of popcorn stuck in
Hot dog and a mug of beer.
What your repairman reveals when he bends over to
fix your fridge.
How you eat the Snickers bars you got for Halloween.
What a guy becomes when there’s housework to
Jack O’ Lantern:
An Irish Pumpkin.
Jack the Ripper:
What Jack does to his lottery tickets after
losing each week.
The person who kisses the boo-boo after you scrape
What a pumpkin wears when trying to quit
What Dracula hits a baseball with.
What you look like before that first cup of morning