Boogieman:
The guy who passes time at a stoplight picking
his nose.
Coffin:
What you do when you get a piece of popcorn stuck in
your throat.
Frankenstein:
Hot dog and a mug of beer.
Full Moon:
What your repairman reveals when he bends over to
fix your fridge.
Goblin:
How you eat the Snickers bars you got for Halloween.
Invisible Man:
What a guy becomes when there’s housework to
be done.
Jack O’ Lantern:
An Irish Pumpkin.
Jack the Ripper:
What Jack does to his lottery tickets after
losing each week.
Mummy:
The person who kisses the boo-boo after you scrape
your knee.
Pumpkin Patch:
What a pumpkin wears when trying to quit
smoking.
Skeleton:
Any supermodel.
Vampire Bat:
What Dracula hits a baseball with.
Zombie:
What you look like before that first cup of morning
coffee.
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